What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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Me : I don't drink

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I'm 24.

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Sure.

Me : No